Screwnicorn

May72013

AM I A PREGNANT MAN?!

new video!

so awkward it’s adorable

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westborofaptist:

grandkanye:

tibets:

a baby carriage that doubles as a fryer ! Fry all your chicken in one portable, easy baby carriage!

where do you put the baby

in the fryer

grandkanye:

tibets:

a baby carriage that doubles as a fryer ! Fry all your chicken in one portable, easy baby carriage!

where do you put the baby

in the fryer

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art

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May62013

corgisandboobs:

cuddlepugs:

One of the effects of seasonal pug allergies… sleepiness.

This pug’s tongue looks like a nutsack.

^^^^^ahahhahahaah XD awww poor smooshy faced doggie

May42013

My bf gets excited when he finds weird things in stores

me blade clock jon boyfriend bath salts drug referance that clocks so metal lol amusing clock mardens acmoore bath salt kit blade blades shopping random

May32013

I knit kitty/fox ears!

12AM

baby-rib:

Blowing gum bubbles with my tongue split!

A hahahha that’s awesome

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etsy:

Fabric moths by redtreedesigns.

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